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Acronyms
AMIGA ------- A Merely Insignificant Game AddictionAOL --------- Always off line
APPLE ------- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC ------- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
COBOL ------- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
CD-ROM ------ Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
DEC --------- Do Expect Cuts
DOS --------- Defective Operating System
IBM --------- I Blame Microsoft
------------- Incompatible Business Machines (My addition)
------------- Incompetent Business Managers (My addition)ISDN -------- It Still Does Nothing
LISP -------- Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
MACINTOSH --- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT --- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS -------- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
OS/2 -------- Obsolete Soon, Too
PENTIUM ----- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
SCSI -------- System Can't See It
VTAM -------- Ve try again Monday! (My addition)
WINDOWS ----- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW --------- World Wide Wait