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AMIGA ------- A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

AOL --------- Always off line

APPLE ------- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

BASIC ------- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

COBOL ------- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

CD-ROM ------ Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

DEC --------- Do Expect Cuts

DOS --------- Defective Operating System

IBM --------- I Blame Microsoft
------------- Incompatible Business Machines (My addition)
------------- Incompetent Business Managers (My addition)

ISDN -------- It Still Does Nothing

LISP -------- Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

MACINTOSH --- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

MICROSOFT --- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MIPS -------- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

OS/2 -------- Obsolete Soon, Too

PENTIUM ----- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

SCSI -------- System Can't See It

VTAM -------- Ve try again Monday! (My addition)

WINDOWS ----- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

WWW --------- World Wide Wait




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