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Sailor


Sailor


1. What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises,
Way-hay, up she rises,
Way-hay, up she rises,
Early in the morning.

2. Sling him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

3. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

4. Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

5. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

6. Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

7. Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

8. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

9. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

10. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
Early in the morning.

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11. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
Early in the morning.

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12. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
Early in the morning.

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13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts some flippers,
Early in the morning.

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14. Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning.

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15. Put 'im in bed with the Captain's daughter,
Early in the morning.

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16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.
Early in the morning.

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17. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.
Early in the morning.

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18. Turn him over and drive him windward.
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

19. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

20. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him..
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

21. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

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The woman is lithe and graceful in its movements, especially the American variety (Felis pugnans), is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk" - - Ambrose Bierce.

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