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So who is the boss?
When the baby was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The Brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking I should be Boss".The feet said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him into position to do what the Brain wants I should be Boss".
The hands said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be Boss".
And so it went, the Heart, the Ears, the Lungs and finally the ASSHOLE spoke and demand to be BOSS.
All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an ASSHOLE being BOSS.
The ASSHOLE was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at the sides, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.
All pleaded with the Brain to repent and let the ASSHOLE be boss and pass alot of shit.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE THE BOSS, JUST AN ASSHOLE.