Find Your State

Find Your State

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Find your state and enjoy...

Alabama-------: At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska--------: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona-------: Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas------: Litterassy Ain't Everthin'

California----: As Seen on TV

Colorado------: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut---: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character.

Florida-------: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia-------: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii--------: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho---------: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois------: Gateway to Iowa

Indiana-------: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa----------: Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas--------: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky------: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana-----: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine---------: Cheap Lobster

Maryland------: A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts-: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan------: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota-----: For Sale

Mississippi---: Come Feel Better About You're Own State

Missouri------: You're Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana-------: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else

Nebraska------: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada--------: Prostitutes and Poker!

New Hampshire-: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey----: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico----: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York------: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota--: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio----------: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

Oklahoma------: Like the Play Only No Singing

Oregon--------: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania--: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island--: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota--: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee-----: The Educashun State

Texas---------: Si' Hablo Ing'les

Utah----------: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont-------: Yep

Virginia------: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington----: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia-: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wisconsin-----: Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming-------: Wynot?

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