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She was Sooooo Blonde that...
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She tripped over the cordless phone.
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
- If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
- She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
- When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
- She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
- Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to re-train.
- What do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
- Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.
- What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
- Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? "Toe Goes In First".