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Dumb Criminals
GUNS FOR HIREAn Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for western movies, got a call from a 47 year old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was sentenced to four years in jail.
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS??A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal whereby he could pay $9600.00 in damages rather than serve a two year prison sentence. For payment he gave the court a forged check. He got his two year prison sentence plus eight more.
WHO ME??Two men enterd a record store in Michigan nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, " NOBODY MOVE!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.