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10 Reasons to Drink
1. I love to vomit.
2. It makes my children respect me.
3. My wife loves my whiskey breath and beer-bleary eyes.
4. Drunkards and saloon keepers make the best citizens.
5. It helps me win the "Safe Driving Award".
6. I want to encourage juvenile delinquency.
7. It helps me think more clearly.
8. It's my way of saving money.
9. I hope to live in a flophouse on skid row.
10. It's my way of obeying God who says, "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging; and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." Proverbs 20:1.~ Shea Reynolds ~