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Good Help is Hard to Find
The phone rings at a local FBI Field Office. "FBI, Good morning.""Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. May I help you?"
"This is Ole, I'm calling to report my neighbor Swen, the Swede! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Swen's residence. Agents search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Swen and leave.
Subsequently, the phone rings at Swen's house.
"Hey, Swen! Did you get a visit from the FBI?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday."