CarNames

What car names stand for

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BMW = Bought My Wife

BUICK = Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET = Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

DODGE = Drips Oil Drips Grease Everywhere

FIAT = Fix It Again Tony

FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Running Downhill
Found On Road Dead
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GMC = Garage Man's Companion

HONDA = Had Once Never Do Again

MAZDA = Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE = Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

PINTO = Please Insert Nickel To Operate

VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW = Virtually Worthless

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