Puzzled Blonde
Buffy (a blonde) calls her friend John and says, "I've got a big problem.""What's the matter?" asks John.
Buffy says, "I bought a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard! I can't find the corner pieces, and none of the edges seem to line up."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's a giant rooster", says Buffy.
So John says, "I'll come over and take a look at it."
When he gets to her house, she takes him into the kitchen and shows him her puzzle spread out on the table. John exclaims, "Oh for heaven's sake, Buffy, put your corn flakes back in the box!"