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First Grade Teacher
A first grade teacher collected old, well-known quotes. She gave each kid in her class the first half of the quote and had them fill in the blank with the ending. She ended up with something like this...As you shall make your bed, so shall you.....mess it up.
Better be safe than.....punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the.....bug is close.
It's alway darkest before.....Daylight Savings Time.
Never under estimate the power of.....termites.
You can lead a horse to water but.....how?
Don't bite the hand that.....looks dirty.
No news is.....impossible.
A miss is as good as a.....Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new.....math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.....stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.....Me.
The pen is mightier than the.....pigs.
An idle mind is.....the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's.....pollution.
Happy the bride who.....gets all the presents!
A penny saved is.....not much.
Two's company, three's.....the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what.....you put on to go to bed.
Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed.....get new batteries.
You get out of something what you.....see pictured on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind.....get out of the way.
There is no fool like.....Aunt Betty.