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Pick on Men Instead of Blondes......
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook - they eat. We clean - they dirty. We iron - they wrinkle.Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
A. Exchange him.Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.Q. What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A. "My wife says..."Q. Why did God create man before woman?
A. Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.