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Deputy Interviewing Blonde
This blonde responded to an ad place by the sheriff for deputies.The Sheriff began interviewing her and he asked! What is one and one?
The blonde replied eleven! The sheriff said well that could be technically correct.
He then asked, what two days of the week begin with a T. The blonde proudly replied "Today" and "Tommorrow".
Again the Sheriff had to admit she was technically correct.
He then asked, "Who shot Abe Lincoln?" The blonde thought and finally said "I don't know."
The sheriff replied. Well why don't you go home and work on that one.
As the blonde happily walked by the Beauty Shop. One of her friends shouted, "How did the interview go?" Great, she replied, "I'm already working a murder case."