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Driving Exam Answers
The following are a few samples of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (Most probably from people who failed the first four times)Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
A1: The one with the biggest tires!Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
A1:Fog Horn.Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
A1: My wife would probably kill me if she ever found out!Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
A: Get out of your car and leave it where ever it is and walk the rest of the way!Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.