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Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other

First Name:____________________ Initial:____ Last Name:______________________

Latitude:______________________ Longitude:__________________________________

Altitude:______________________ Password, Code Name, Etc:__________________

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

__ F-14 Tomcat
__ F-15 Eagle
__ F-16 Falcon
__ F-19A Stealth
__ Classified

3. Date of purchase:
Month:___________ Day:___________ Year:____________

4. Serial Number:____________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

__ Received as Gift/Aid Package
__ Catalog Showroom
__ Sleazy Arms Broker
__ Mail Order
__ Discount Store
__ Government Surplus
__ Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:

__ Heard loud noise, looked up
__ Store Display
__ Espionage
__ Recommended by friend/relative/ally
__ Political lobbying by Manufacturer
__ Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

__ Style/Appearance
__ Kickback/Bribe
__ Recommended by salesperson
__ Speed/Maneuverability
__ Comfort/Convenience
__ McDonnell Douglas Reputation
__ Advanced Weapons Systems
__ Price/Value
__ Back-Room Politics
__ Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

__ North America
__ Central/South America
__ Aircraft Carrier
__ Europe
__ Middle East
__ Africa
__ Asia/Far East
__ Misc. Third-World Countries
__ Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:

Product Own Intend to purchase
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Color TV __ __
VCR __ __
ICBM __ __
Killer Satellite __ __
CD Player __ __
Air-to-Air Missiles __ __
Space Shuttle __ __
Home Computer __ __
Nuclear Weapon __ __

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply)

__ Communist/Socialist
__ Terrorist
__ Crazed (Islamic)
__ Crazed (Other)
__ Neutral
__ Democratic
__ Dictatorship
__ Corrupt (Latin American)
__ Corrupt (Other)
__ Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

__ Cash
__ Suitcases of Cocaine
__ Oil Revenues
__ Deficit Spending
__ Personal Check
__ Credit Card (Yours)
__ Credit Card (Stolen)
__ Ransom Money
__ Traveler's Check
__ Blackmailed a Congressman

12. Occupation You Your Spouse
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Homemaker __ __
Sales/Marketing __ __
Revolutionary __ __
Clerical __ __
Mercenary __ __
Tyrant __ __
Middle Management __ __
Eccentric Billionaire __ __
Defense Minister/General __ __
Retired __ __
Student __ __

13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

Activity/Interest You Your Spouse
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Golf __ __
Boating/Sailing __ __
Sabotage __ __
Running/Jogging __ __
Propaganda/Disinformation __ __
Destabilizing/Overthrow __ __
Default on Loans __ __
Gardening __ __
Crafts __ __
Black Market/Smuggling __ __
Collectibles/Collections __ __
Watching Sports on TV __ __
Wines __ __
Interrogation/Torture __ __
Household Pets __ __
Crushing Rebellions __ __
Espionage/Reconnaissance __ __
Fashion Clothing __ __
Border Disputes __ __
Mutually Assured Destruction __ __

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500

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