My Psychologist
I went to see my psychologist the other day and I told him, "Well you see Doc, I've been having trouble sleeping because these strange dreams keep me awake.""Really, go on," replied the doctor.
"Yes, really. You see one night I dreamed I was a wigwam and the next night I had the same exact dream except this time I was a tee-pee."
"I see," said the doctor, "But your problem is simple."
"Honestly Doc? What's my problem?" I asked.
"You too 'tents!'"