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Jokes with Morals
Q: How do you kill an afternoon?
A: Send E-mail replies to all inquiries in the last 4 days.Q: What's the worst thing for your health?
A: Attempting to do ALL the good things for your health.Q: What's the worst thing you can say to your loved one?
A: That you love her/him. (too many times).Q: What's the worst thing you can say to a disenchanted loved one?
A: That you're disenchanted.Moral: Don't say anything to your loved ones and tell the others that you love them.
Q: What do poor people spend their lives doing?
A: Wishing they were rich.Q: What do rich people do?
A: Wish they had time, like poor people.Moral: Better hope you're busy and rich or poor and time-rich.
WORST: Busy and poor.
Dilemma:Why do people always consider the start of life at birth?
Why not consider the start when you start another?
Then, all the books on independence go out the window and our quest becomes a goal to unite.