Top Ten Unusual Comments on Monica Lewinsky's Intern Performance
10. Truly an eager beaver.9. Has a lot of bite in her work.
8. Stays late, comes early.
7. Excellent oral dictation skills: has never missed a period.
6. Great attitude! Willing to accept a heavy load.
5. Frequently complains of jaw pain.
4. Although not a whiner, tends to be a moaner.
3. "In box" is always clean and shiny.
2. Tends to blab on the telephone.
1. This intern may suck, but she doesn't inhale.