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Biblical Humor
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.Who was the youngest person ever to speak?
Job. He cursed the day he was born.Why didn't they play poker on Noah's ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.What was the name of Isaiah's horse?
Is Me. Isaiah always said, Whoa, Is Me. (Woe is me)