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Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery
1. Someone call the janitor-we're gonna need a mop.2. Bo! Bo! Come back here with that! Bad dog!
3. Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what's that?
4. Hand me that....uh...that uh...thingy.
5. Oh no! I just lost my rolex.
6. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
7. Dang it, there go the lights again...
8. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
9. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
10. What's this doing here?
11. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
12. Sterile, shmeril. The floor's clean, right?
13. OK, now take a picture from this angle.
14. What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
15. Dang it! Page 47 of the manual is missing.