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Dieing Hubby
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office.After his checkup, the doctor called the wife and said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress.
... If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
And most importantly. Make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You`re going to die," she replied.