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Wild Old Timer
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall, a young man walked up and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors, red, blue, green, yellow.... the old man just stared.The young man turned to him and sarcastically said, " whatsa matter old timer never done anything wild before?" without missing a beat the old man said "got drunk once and had sex with a parrot, was wondering if you were my son."