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You Just Might be a Redneck if...
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
You've got more than one brother named "Darryl."
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
The value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
***You win the most fingers and toes contest at your local bar.***
You read this and say "Yeah, so.....what's your point?"