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Blonde and a Cop
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway."Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then starts to take his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.