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Knife Thrower and Police
There's a knife thrower driving down the street, he gets pulled over, and the cop notices the knives and asks what they're for.The man replies saying that he juggles them and the cop say's "prove it!"
So the man begins to juggle.
Meanwhile... another man comes down the street and sees the man juggling knives while a cop watches.
"Holy cow!" the man says. "I'm glad I gave up drinking a long time ago! Look at the D.U.I. tests they give you now!"