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Jogging
It is well documented that for every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at the age of 85 to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $3500 per month.My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's now 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.
I have flabby thighs but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The only reason I would take up jogging is that I would hear heavy breathing again.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes he would have put them on our knees.
I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
If you are going to try cross country skiing, be sure to pick a small country.
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my gin & tonic.