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Murphy's Law for Law Enforcement
If you have cleared the entire house (or apartment), encountered no resistance and have not been cussed out once, you are in the wrong house.Court will be scheduled in the middle of your days off.
Hot calls will only come over the air 10 minutes before the end of your shift.
Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot-pursuit through mud.
The Mayor will get a traffic ticket the day before your department negotiates for a salary increase.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.... also the harder they punch, kick and choke.
Coffee machines only break down on the graveyard shift.
Pens never leak onto old uniform shirts.
Even if you park your patrol car in the exact center of the Gobi desert, within 5 minutes someone will pull and ask for directions.
To err is human.... to forgive is against department policy.
You will find "police discount" ends one day before payday.
Shatterproof flashlights seldom are.
Glow in the dark sights are just as visible to you as they are to the crook hiding from you.
No patrol car assigned to you will ever be clean or have a full tank of gas.
You will remain in perfect health until your days off.
Wearing white socks makes boot zippers break.