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As the list says, these are the most recently posted jokes and some others, more serious. I will leave them under this subtitle for awhile and then merge them under their proper subtitles after a couple of weeks. That way you don't have to constantly browse through all of my jokes to find the new ones.As you can see, there are quite a few additions. I haven't been as avant in updating my jokes page as I would have liked to.
On the other hand, if you don't occasionally browse through my page (after I've updated it), have fun looking for the new ones amongst the numerously already posted ones as I alphabetize them per category.
- 10 Reasons to Drink
- 1000 Dollars
- 25 Cent Piece
- 25 Other Ways to use the Turkey
- 3 Daughters
- A Poem for Computer Users Over 50
- A Poem to Me Mudder
- A Toast
- Absolutely Everything
- Acts Of God
- Advice from Bill Gates
- Alabama Cocktails
- All I Really Need To Know I Learned from Noah's Ark
- Apology To China
- Bad Company
- Basic Floppy Disk Care
- Basic Rules for Driving in Michigan
- Bedtime Prayers (for Men & Women)
- Bizzare News
- Blonde & Cheating Boyfriend
- Blonde & State Capitals
- Blonde Interview
- Blonde Men
- Blonde Wife
- Buying Cars Like Computers
- Cat-astrophy
- Cat Blowjob
- Cell Phone
- Charity Begins At Home
- Children
- Chinese Couple Going Wild
- Christian vs Atheist
- Circle Flies
- Could You Be an Elementary School Teacher?
- Crazy Sayings by Famous People
- Dear Abby (Coast Guard)
- Dear Abby (Various)
- Dear Lord
- Delphi Poster Poem
- Deputy Interviewing Blonde
- Diary of a Snow Shoveler
- Did you Say Blonde
- Doggie Dictionary (My Rendition)
- Dumb Criminals
- Elderly Couple Driving
- Embarrassing Moments
- Every Woman Should Have...
- First Grade Teacher
- Fishin n Readin
- Font Fanatics
- Four Years Later... (after Bush vs. Gore election re-count)
- Funny Police Stories
- Gandhi's Diagnosis
- Gas Man
- Ghosts
- Girls & Boys
- Good Help is Hard to Find
- Gore vs. Bush
- Gotta Luv Dem Gun Control Advocates
- Handling Stress
- Harassment
- Hazardous Material
- He Said vs She Said (Dialog)
- Heavenly Voice Mail
- Here's Your Sign (Bill Engvall)
- How Many Democrats Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
- How Not to Rob a Bank!
- How to be Misrable
- How to Tell if You are in California
- Human Race Doomed (Bill Engvall)
- Humpty Dumpty (King James Version)
- I Believe....
- I Love Her, but...
- IBM Ordering Information Memo
- Idiots!!!
- If a Dog Were Your Teacher
- In Memory of the School Shootings
- In Montana
- Infamous Cop Quotes
- Irritations in Life
- Jogging
- Justifiable Homicide?
- Kids & Religion
- Killer Biscuits Wanted
- Laws for Women to Live By
- Learn Your Lesson?
- Letter from Grandma
- Lousy Date
- Mammograms
- Mental Meanderings
- Mexican Sunblock
- Moods of a Woman
- Mother's Dictionary
- Motor Vehicle Department
- Mouse Revenge
- MP and St. Peter
- Murphy's Law for Technology
- Murphy's Law for Law Enforcement
- New Words for 2001
- Notes from a Man's Diary
- Notice of Revocation of Independence
- Only One Kiss!!!
- Overcharged
- Personal Responsibilities... NOT!!!
- Phychics
- Pick on Men Instead of Blondes
- Please Help
- Police Report
- Police vs Lawyer
- Pregnancy Q & A
- Puzzled Blonde
- Quickies
- Quiz...
- Reasons Why English is So Hard to Learn
- Recent Viruses Found on Various National Systems
- Sailor
- Saving The Easter Bunny
- Senility Prayer
- Senior Humor
- Serious Booze Appreciator
- Sex Drive
- Sign Bloopers
- Simple Rules Chicks Don't Know
- Slow Boot... No Boot (By Dr. Zeuss)
- Special Donuts
- Strength & Courage
- Student Bloopers
- Suthern Educashun
- SWAT Team Olympics
- The Best Come Back Line Ever
- The Computer User's Reboot Poem
- The Looting of America!
- The New FBI
- Things Aren't Always What They Seem
- Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
- Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery
- Thorns
- Those Poor Men
- To My Dear Friend The Dog:
- Trash Cans
- True Court Story
- T'was the Night Before Christmas (Mommy Style)
- Twisted Research
- Useful stuff your Mom should have told you, but didn't...
- Ways to say "You're Mentally Unfit"
- Wellness Tips We Can Learn From A Dog
- What Every Man Wants
- What's the Speed Limit
- Who Is Married???
- Why...?
- Why MEN Shouldn't Buy Children's Clothes
- Why Men Stand Up To Pee
- Why Parents Have Gray Hair!
- Wild Old Timer
- Windows Hidden Settings
- Wishing Well
- Women Driver Statistics
- Words of Wisdom
- Wow... Where Do I sign Up?
- Wrong Purchase!