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Mental Meanderings
I started out with nothing . . . I still have most of it.It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.