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Ways to say "You're Mentally Unfit"
1. One neuron short of a synapse.2. A couple sandwiches short a picnic.
3. Not playing with a full deck.
4. One can shy a sixpack.
5. Not firing on all thrusters.
6. A quart low.
7. Loosely wrapped.
8. A few bricks short a load.
9. A few fries short of a happy meal.
10. Two buttons short of the top.
11. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
12. The meatballs are sliding off the spaghetti.
13. The lights are on, but no one is home.
14. Two halves short of a whole.
15. A few feathers short a duck.
16. A few fruitloops short a bowl.
17. Don't have all the oars in the water.
18. All foam and no beer.
19. Smart as bait.
20. The cheese slid off the cracker.
21. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
22. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
24. As sharp as a box of rocks.
25. A few elements short of a compound.
26. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.
27. Slower than molasses moving uphill in wintertime.
28. A few colors short of a rainbow.
29. Not operating on all (four) (eight) cylinders.
30. Has slipped a gasket.
31. Half a bubble off plumb.
32. Few clowns short of a circus.
33. The butter has slipped off his pancake.
34. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
36. Warning: Objects on mirror are dumber than they appear.
37. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on heel.
38. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
39. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
40. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
41. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
42. Receiver is off the hook.
43. Not wired to code.
44. Skylight leaks a little.
45. Her slinky's kinked.
46. Too much yardage between goal posts.
47. As sharp as a wet bag of mice.
48. Can't think their way out of a paper bag.
49. Holding nothing but low cards.
50. Missing a few marbles.
51. Foolish as odd socks.
52. A few planks short a platform.
53. He has a few roos loose in the top paddock.
54. A few stubbies short of a six-pack
55. As bright as a two-watt bulb.
56. A snag short of a barbie.
57. If his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his hat off!
58. He wouldn't know his arse from his elbow.
59. So slow he couldn't get a job as a speed bump.
60. Her brain doesn't engage all gears.
61. An experiment in artificial stupidity
62. dumber than a box of hair
63. a few peas short of a casserole
64. one taco short of a combination plate
65. an intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools
66. chimney's clogged
67. forgot to pay his brain bill
68. missing a few buttons on his remote control
69. no grain in the silo
70. played football without a helmet
71. went surfing in Nebraska
72. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
73. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
74. If he had another brain, it would be lonely
75. Several nuts short of a full pouch
76. "Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching."
77. "A room temperature IQ."
78. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic rings that hold them together."
79. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
80. "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
81. "A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on."
82. "Bright as Alaska in December."
83. "One-cell organisms outscore him on IQ tests."
84. "Donated his brain to science. . . before he was done using it."
85. "During evolution, his ancestors were the control group."
86. "Fell out of the family tree."
12. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
87. "Has 2 brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
88. "He's so dense, light bends around him."
89. "If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate."
90. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
91. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
92. "It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm."
93. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He just gargled."
94. "Takes him one-and-a-half hours to watch '60 Minutes.'"
95. "Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby."
96. "A little light on the front axle"