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Flower Friars


Flower Friars


These friars opened a flower shop to help pay for their belfry. The problem was, there was a guy who owned a flower shop right across the street. Since the friars were men of God, people bought flowers from them, rather than the other florist.

The other florist asked the friars to close down, but they refused. He even begged them, but they ignored him.

The other florist sent his mother over there, who pleaded with the friars to close down, but they ignored her too.

Finally, the other florist hired Hugh McTaggart, the roughest, toughest villain in town. He went over to the friar's and beat them up. Then he trashed their flower shop and told them that if they ever opened up again, he'd kill them. Sure enough, the friars left that flower shop, proving that...

Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.




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