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On the Small Side
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and started going at it. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he said: "Well, it's not used to playing in cathedrals."
Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.