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Just Like a Baby


Just Like A Baby


On their way to Vegas to get married, a wife-to-be confessed to her guy that the reason they have not been too intimate is because she was very flat-chested. If he intended wished to cancel the wedding, she would understand. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he didn't mind if she was flat, and sex was not the most important thing in a marriage.

Several miles further down the road, he turned to her and said that he also wanted to make a confession; he had a penis just like a baby. If she wanted to cancel the marriage, he'd understand. She thought about it for a while and said that she didn't mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.

They were happy that they had been honest with each other and continued on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the bride removed her clothes; and true to hew word, flat as a washboard. Finally, her husband took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, she fainted and fell to the floor.

After she recovered, he asked, "I told you before we got married. Why did you still faint?"

She exclaimed, "You told me it was just like a baby!"

He protested, "It is -- 8 pounds and 21 inches!"




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