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What Cold Means


What cold means


60 degrees
  • Californians put their sweaters on.

    50 degrees

  • Miami residents turn on the heat.

    45 degrees

  • Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.

    40 degrees

  • You can see your breath
  • Californians shiver uncontrollably
  • Minnesotans go swimming.

    35 degrees
    Italian cars don't start.

    32 degrees

  • Water freezes.

    30 degrees

  • You plan your vacation in Australia.

    25 degrees

  • Ohio water freezes
  • Californians weep pitiably
  • Minnesotans eat ice cream
  • Canadians go swimming.

    20 degrees

  • Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
  • New York City water freezes
  • Miami residents plan vacation farther south.

    15 degrees

  • French cars don't start
  • Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

    10 degrees

  • You need jumper cables to get the car going.

    5 degrees

  • American cars don't start.

    0 degrees

  • Alaskans put on T-shirts.

    -10 degrees

  • German cars don't start
  • eyes freeze shut when you step outside.

    -15 degrees

  • You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
  • Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
  • Miami residents cease to exist.

    -20 degrees

  • Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
  • Politicians actually do something about the homeless
  • Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
  • Japanese cars don't start.

    -25 degrees

  • Too cold to think
  • You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

    -30 degrees

  • You plan a two week hot bath
  • Swedish cars don't start.

    -40 degrees

  • Californians disappear
  • Minnesotans button top button
  • Canadians put on sweater
  • Your car helps you plan your trip South.

    -50 degrees

  • Congressional hot air freezes
  • Alaskans close the bathroom window.

    -80 degrees

  • Polar bears move South
  • Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

    -90 degrees

  • Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

    -100 degrees

  • Hell freezes over
  • Clinton finally tells all.



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