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Run Over!!!


RUN OVER!!!!




Son: Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

Mom: Shut up. I'm in the bathroom so just slide her under the door.



Son: Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

Mom: Shut up and get the maple syrup.



Son: Mommy, Mommy! Dad's been run over in the street!!

Mom: Don't make me laugh; you know my lips are chapped.






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