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DIGGING!!!
Son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna visit Grandma!Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail.Mom: Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with Sheldon!Mom: Shut up and close the coffin!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?Mom: Shut up and search the sand traps!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?Mom: Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?Mom: Not today, we already dug her three times this week.
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy so pale?Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to see Daddy again.Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
Son: Mommy, Mommy, I want to play with Grandpa now!Mom: Keep quiet, the coffin stays closed today!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can't we give Daddy a decent burial?Mom: Shut up and keep flushing!
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to China.Mom: Shut up and keep digging!