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Gazelles and Lions


Gazelles and Lions


Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed . . .

Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must out run the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death.

Thus, it doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle . . .

When the sun comes up, you'd better be running.




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