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A Boy and His Dog
One day a little boy walks into a store and buys a huge box of soap powder. The clerk asks what the soap's for, and the boy says that he wants to wash his dog with it. "Better not!" The clerk tells the boy. "That soap will kill the dog." The boy doesn't listen though, and he buys the soap.A few weeks later, that same clerk sees the boy and asks him how his dog is. "Not too good, the boy says. "He died." "I told you not to use that soap," the clerk says. "I knew it would kill your poor dog!" "Oh no!" replies the boy. "I don't think that it was the soap, I think it was the spin cycle that killed him!"